February 2012
1 post
January 2012
5 posts
December 2011
2 posts
August 2011
3 posts
Eaton boy eaten
– Andy Peck
Dad and Nicky conversation, on the way to Waitrose...
Dad: He was eaten you know
Nicky: Oh really, what completely?
Dad: No no, I mean he was at Eaton
Nicky: haha
Dad: good headline actually, 'Eaton boy Eaten'
June 2011
13 posts
Unity, strength and family bonds
We are a family, as strong and firmly planted into the ground as an oak, faces to the sky.
Individually we are a fragile as crystal. That in one second, one moment, one snapping of a bike chain - we lose one of our branches forever. It crashes to the ground; out of reach, it joins the earth never to be felt or touched. As the sun sets on that day that branch disappears from sight, never to be...
Dumbo
Ben: are you still crying?
Me: a bit
Dad in the distance: who's crying?
Ben: nicky is,
Dad: why?
Ben: from dumbo
Chest hair (was looking at mr grant on mufti day)
Katie: why don't women have chest hair?
Eleanore: we do?
May 2011
1 post
February 2011
2 posts
Molly's valentine poem
On this special day Although you are miles away I thought I’d be soppy And say I love you Noppy. Whenever I get down, And my face pulls a frown, There’s only one person to call, Because you solve it all. We’ll be friends forever To ensure that I shall endeavour All my love to you, My snoopydonkpoo.
January 2011
6 posts
December 2010
4 posts
ATELOPHOBIA
hmmmm?
Dad.
He is a problem, he says inappropriate things to people we don’t know which are in fairness hilarious, but still.
Most recent ridiculous thing I had to tell him about:
‘daddy, you do not ask asian looking policemen in balaclavas whether they are terrorists’
‘I don’t care how long his hair is or if he has been growing it for 12 years, you cannot go up to him, ask...
November 2010
2 posts
anyway, shouldnt you be off to bed soon, you’re in desperate need of...
– OliVeR /dick
oliver
Me: for a best friend you're kinda mean
Oliver: thats what best friends do nicky, they're mean to each other
Me: thats brothers and sister idiot!
Oliver: meh, we're pretty much brother and sister
Me: fb says so
Oliver: exactly
so... point proven
October 2010
4 posts
Lalala la, lalala la la, Oo lala la la, lalala la la… Whisky.
– Mummy
Lydia is the best.
Lydia
Get her some twiglets and a gianormous orange
September 2010
3 posts
Molly: get much today?
Nicky: underwear
thongs for school
stockings for school
and additional underwear
Molly: shouldnt be acceptable statements
Nicky: i know right?!
justmollygrace:
nicky-george:
Just like to say she has a beautiful friend, whose writing is just as beautiful as soul, she loves her a lot. X
What a coincidence. Your friend can’t be as beautiful as mine, because mine trumps all. My friend’s beauty is not only in her face and the way she holds herself, but in her capacity to be cheerful and in her ability to be the best friend anyone could...
August 2010
4 posts
Just like to say she has a beautiful friend, whose writing is just as beautiful as soul, she loves her a lot. X
In non-smartical terms ?
I like your photos, where are our crazzyyyy ones?!